Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
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I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
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I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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