yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
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I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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