he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
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he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
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somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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