Have you finally orgasmed yet?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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