i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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