It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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