I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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