you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
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And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
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Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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