So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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