okay pat passed out under dana's car
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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