It's just like the Real World with babies
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
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