I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
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Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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