i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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