I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
And then my night got REAL pukey
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I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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