My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
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mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
What happened to fro yo and sex?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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