the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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