Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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