haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
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I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
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Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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