Tell her she can't have a vagina
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Are my feet made of real feet?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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