But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
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One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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