no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
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He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
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making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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