think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Randomize