oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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