he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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