I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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