you suck at this game today
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
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$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening