i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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