yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
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the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Of course I have a pirate flag
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.