i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over