singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
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Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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