dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
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know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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