Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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