i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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