I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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