Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
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Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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