Your tits are I can't wait for
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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