I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
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accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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