Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
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He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
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I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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