Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
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Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
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The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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