I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
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I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
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My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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