What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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