I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
They have beer where we have blood.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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