I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Dating After Heartbreak
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.