you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
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ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.