i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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