She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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