I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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