fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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