Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
