Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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