It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
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Ecstasy should be its own food group.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
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Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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