you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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