Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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