Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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