hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
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It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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