Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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