Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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