Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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