i just had sex bonerless
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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