i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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