He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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